When the Canicule Breaks: What Will You Find?
The first few hot days are really rather wonderful — we find the barbecue, locate a case of rosé, whack on the tunes and de-clothe to the edge of indecency. Then it gets hotter, and after a week, yet more burnt sausages and severe morning dehydration begin to lose their appeal. Opening the back door brings waves of trepidation and ordinary outdoor activities start requiring tactical planning normally associated with a Bank Holiday in Hatton Garden. There even comes a point where nightly you despair of Tomasz Schafernaker's entire existence.